Thursday, September 17, 2009

Misconveyed messages

I found this on Stumble, and it made me laugh. These are icons made by the government for emergency situations, but they are so vague that someone took the pictures and put their own meanings to them:









Watch out for people who come out of white tents and try to steal the shirt off your back.








That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there.










Do not drive a station wagon if a utility pole is protruding from the hood.










If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.










If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that.









If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.










Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!










If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.









If the weather is overcast with dark skies, look for worms in the grass.




Then, this kind of reminded me of Fight Club (switching the airplane leaflets). I know the image is huge for here, but I wanted you to be able to see it better:


1 comments:

R said...

"That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there."

LMFAO!